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IMP Live 018


Today's panel : Stu Helm, Rob Hanson, Michael King, Elaine Giles
 
 

News Segment :

Please replace (name) with your name for stories you'd be interested in covering.

Apple Company News

Comedy Segment :

'Things You Wouldn't Hear at a Steve Jobs Keynote'

Our panel come up with lines you wouldn't expect Steve to say at one of his keynotes, 'Mock the Week' style

Responses from Twitter:
  • PMan : 'It has 52 Buttons'
  • The Encaffinated One : "We've decided to form a partnership with Microsoft to deliver iPod integration with the Zune."
  • The Encaffinated One : "We've decided to bring out the new iPhone in a retro, hanset format. It will now fit nicely with your shag rug and tasselled lamp."
  • The Encaffinated One : "Turtleneck sweaters and jeans are so retro. From now on: rumpled shirts with soft Conquistador shoes and bow ties."
  • Clinton (comedy4cast) : "Oops. That's me, I forgot to turn off my Blackberry."
  • Clinton (comedy4cast) : "Today we are introducing the iLisa"
  • Clinton (comedy4cast) : "And it costs under $100"
  • Rob : "It has all the accessories included, right in the box"
  • Chris : "Introducing........ the MacPod"
  • Chris : "YOU MERE MORTALS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!" (Well we might hear this one.)
  • Rob : (scrolling up the screen behind Steve) "in a Galaxy Far, Far away, a computer was born....."

iPhone / iPod / iTunes News

Mac & Mac OS X News

This Week's Picks / Tips

Please put down a tip or pick (software / hardware) for this week along with your name. If possible please include a link
 
  •  Stu - Ubercaster
  •  Rob - Switcher Tip of the week - Learn some kbd shortcuts!
  •  Elaine - Dropbox
  •  Nick - iProcrastinate Mobile